Zimbabwean parents will call you to take their plate to the kitchen, while they walk behind to wash hands🤣😆🤣

Hate Russia Hate China but they never colonised anyone.

Nditukei henyu but mfana anobhowa uyu— 🥱🚮

My mom & husband have a bet £20 My husband claims that roosters 🐓 (jongwe) lay eggs at the end of their lives. Hanzi jongwe rinokandira mazai rachembera. True or false?

Zvamunoti time is money 9 O'clock imarii kumaUS??

Me to the zim gvt: All I wanna say is they really don’t care about us in Michael Jackson’s voice 🥁

What colour is the Premier League?

I became C.E.O at age 10 when our teacher said Tanaka and your company go outside...

start a twar with Zambia I'm bored.

@shonaprince00 But zviri good

Online relationships are so funny🤔, imagine falling in love and dating a photo until it disappoint you 😅😅

*True friendship is when you reached level rekuti unogona kuisa mudzimai wabhururu wako pastatus wonyora pasi kuti chimuriwo chasahwira😘😘😘😘* _Kana musati masvika level iri hamusati magona kutamba🤪🤪🤪

*waitorwawo hre paitambwa sarura wako kadeya kadeya or zvehusingle zvakabvira kare*🤣🤣🤣🤣

Every time, I see a girl with bottoss,if I don’t turn,I fall sick 🤒😩😂