“Let’s get pizza” -@MrsSBrinkman “Are you sure? Didn’t you have pizza yesterday?” -me, a kind and compassionate friend that didn’t want Sharon to have to eat pizza again if she was sick of it “Why don’t you shut your mouth and mind your business” -Sharon

Some people are so creative 😂😂

In the past 6 months I have canceled 3 international trips, both business and personal. I’m not mad, I just want the name of whoever put this curse on me so we can talk. 🙃

I’m going to give my mother-in-law a hug and thank her for not being Barb the next time I see her #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

This.

I’ve seen 3 snakes in the past 2 days on my walking trail. Is nothing safe anymore? 😭😭

Help us name our kitten! Should he be a Jean-Ralphio or Johnny Rose? #ParksAndRec vs #SchittsCreek

I’m pretty sure my personal trainer has a zoom meeting with satan to decide what exercises we are going to do for the day 🙃

When you check the calendar realize your work meeting with a group in Australia is at 11pm.

My pawpaw turned 90 today and discovered he can video chat with us through Zoom. It already looks like this may be the “Year of Pawpaw!” #HappyBirthday #SomeGoodNews #Zoom

When you have to present to over 100 people on a subject you know nothing about.

Are snakes coming out of AC vents in cars a real thing?! I’ve seen several different pictures. How do I prevent this from happening to me? I’m terrified to get in my car now. Please help.

I went grocery shopping yesterday and planned to make several meals throughout the week. I gave Josh R. Burke the option of chicken enchiladas from scratch, pot roast or homemade spaghetti and meatballs...he chose the Tyson chicken strips. The betrayal is real.

$10 I get sea sick for the next 15 days while I’m on this boat 🙃

Really considering buying a llama. @MrsSBrinkman says yes but Josh R. Burke says no.

William whispered quietly to himself; “Oh, I just can’t wait to be wing”

Another Aggie in the family! Whoop! Brent Whitehead #TAMUGrad