I’m the friend that I’ll be like “you wanna go to Miami tomorrow?”😭😭😭😭

The people that take forever to get on and off a plane are the same people that made me late for recess in the 1st grade because they couldn’t stand in a straight line

If you sold the calf for $20k, you can buy the $35 backdrop photo too.

I just wanna be married already

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.

They sell gas on shein???

The level of detachment I have right now in life is scary.

i stopped pouring into cups that weren’t pouring into mine & life got easier.

“I faked every orgasm” Bitch I faked the whole relationship idc thanks for the sex

no offense to myself but wtf am i actually doing

me: it is what it is also me: *cries cause i hate the way it is*

i’m a whore for that lovey dovey shit

How bout them Cowgirls⁉️ #WCWS x @CowgirlSB

people NEED to get out of their small, close-minded towns & educate themselves beyond what they were taught growing up… it’s okay to have your own views and opinions. it’s okay to change.

I mean so much offense when I say this, if you think agriculture is bad for this earth, then you are simply uneducated.