Thinking about that time I could’ve had a sugar momma right now.

It’s flat ass Friday, retweet if yo ass don’t be fillin those jeans.

How many unique flavor combinations can oatmeal have?

Seeing the list of strike demands over 2600 Activision-Blizzard employees have given is just 👏🏻 You can support #ActiBlizzWalkout by not playing their titles tomorrow

People who eat green bananas are a different kinda hungry (the bad one)

I’m beyond frustrated at the U.S media for trying to put the blame on someone for the failure that is the Afghan War. It wasn’t Trump, and it wasn’t Biden.

Ted Cruz is proof that you can be Harvard College educated but still be a massive idiot

We relocating Kansas City, to Kansas I’m tired of this.

As the Supreme Court today hears a case on Roe v. Wade, let me be very clear. It is a woman who has the right to control her own body, not the government. If men were the ones giving birth, I doubt that this would be in question.

Walking around with change rummaging in yo pockets everyday is definitely weird.

About time for a 80’s music revival

God I wanna puke, so incredibly regressive. It doesn’t even matter that democrats have a majority in congress or a democrat president. Our rights still get taken away.

Just heard about El Salvador, shits crazy…

Just heard about Argentina that shit crazy

I’m declaring war on strep throat

I hate the smell of certain types of coffee, almost sends me into a rage.

Damn just discovered u can eat bell peppers as a snack, that shit goated.

If Biden came out and said it was his crack and he left it there, why would Igaf?

Are his legs to long??? 😳😳😳🫣 serous answers only plzzz

Elon Musk killing himself on 4/20 would make him the most epic meme ever 😂 no way he does it tho. He’ll never be one of the greats.