Life passes by so fast. Enjoy it.

I sacrificed my dignity to come talk to you. The least you could do is say yes.

my cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

Sunset at the Cape. pic.x.com/XWmkhWmLr5

they say the best things in life are free is food free is internet free guess not

Sometimes you just have to do what's best for you.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time.

"Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth." - J. K. Rowling

I’m no police officer, but I’d sure like to cop a feel.

Kendall Jenner bought her own apartment for $1.4 million and I'm out here struggling to buy a slurpee at 7-Eleven

You can call me Kanye West, because “I’mma let you finish.”

When a woman asks" How are you "? always reply" Better now that I got to see you"

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

"Men easily believe what they want to." - Latin Proverb

Cathedral Cove in New Zealand. Photo by Daniel Peckham. pic.x.com/1KjEvGqzl6

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

"A danger foreseen is half avoided." - Thomas Fuller

"I dream of painting and then I paint my dream." - Vincent Van Gogh