thinking about growing my dick out for the summer

came thru front door so slick 🤫 neighbors thought i was the locksmith

remembering barely passing PE in 7th grade because i couldn’t juggle

u just had to be there

i thought a bitch with a grey tooth said something

been knew

“how white r u” my mom is the meadowbrooke pool treasurer

my mother

growing my dick out for the fall

my grandma being an ex member of the church of scientology is breaking me

saw one of my high school administrators at the bar with a girl who looked 16 last night 🤩

hello fresh sent me a gun

bagel guillotine

every time i walk into stones at least 3 men over 70 try to kiss me

My best friend in jail was there bc she beat her baby daddy with a shower rod and i miss her a lot right now

Welcome to squidwards tiki land

Material squirrel

Ligmacron

women love when ur serpentine belt is squeaking loudly..