Idea for tv show: Rob show without mexican symbol at the front. Easier 2 type for social media. hashtag tv

Woohoo! Cachilla!

“@MJWaters1985: "Just when you think 'God, we have to kill it', it starts smiling at you." ~Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 on kids”I don't get this one

who is this

wheres the sun

Can one of you jackasses come look at my stool? Looks weird.

are you related to Rob if so email me regarding Rob Michael Schneider

Vibrate

Tell me again why we aren't allowed to call them astronettes?

Hey Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir. New car is "Bluetooth compatible." What's that mean?

Why aren't you texting me back?

Dicks

Just got a very special letter in the mail. Have been nominated for a Darwin Award. Suck it, losers. cc Jeff Winger

#twitpicyourreactionifyouwonthelottery

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EBOOK?

pinterest

Starting new business venture. Would anyone be interested in a hard copy of the Internet?

Am I a meem?

#showsthatneedtocomeback Fucking Rob! goddamit

How do you spell diareah because man do i have it.