Took my mom out for her 88th birthday today. Of course you wanted to go to the bar. Here she is threatening to beat me with a yardstick if I take this picture

also for her birthday I downloaded the Casey's app on her phone & showed her how to get points in place of saving the pizza box tops and.... hoo boy, older ppl are not happy about this

that dude that barricaded himself in Indianola today. I remodeled that house last summer. This is actually good advertising for me. When I remodel a house, it's so nice that it takes a SWAT team to make you want to leave it

I've watched the majority of this tightrope thingy but now that he's walking, I'm pretty much ignoring it because I'm sick of it already

you'd think there'd just be a road that you could drive around to the other side of that volcano

exactly

Still not quite done but still a big transformation in my neighbors basement

my master plan is to live off the rabbits in my yard & use the fur for toilet paper #genius

"ya, I don't mind us playing the tournament with no fans, it'll kinda be like a scrimmage. We're used to that.....Oh, and I'm not sitting within 50 ft of where that Hoiberg dude was sitting"

on a more positive note, I got my final scan back of the custom piece for the CHARACTER COUNTS banquet

channel 8 actually just used the old "tune in tonight to find out where the latest case of corona is confirmed in Iowa" They're actually using it as fluff news to get you to tune in. The media is so horrible

just went to the store for the first time in probably weeks (before this madness) It was actually pretty normal here. You all are hoarding the wrong things. There was plenty of candy

countin flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Playin solitaire til dawn, with a deck of fifty-one. Smokin cigarettes & watchin Captain Kangaroo, now don't tell me, I've nothin to do

would be a great time for Iowa to get all of this years scheduled road construction done

notice no snort. Snorting can propel germs 6 ft

if you are looking for things to so during quarantine, many could use this opportunity to study the difference between "lose" and "loose".

raise your hand if you've done all 5 of these things at once

IOWA FOOTBALL!

What do Petras & Padilla have in common? They both have two "L"s

Nostradamus over here