When you want your message to include ‘if’, the phone changes to ‘of’. If you want it to include ‘of’, it changes it to ‘if’. Idiot tech.

Hard luck, Stockport County - proper club, proper fans - that’s the hardest way to lose a game. Absolute respect from a lifelong Carlisle fan 🤝 #carsto

My Club 💙

Asking Robbie Savage to commentate on football is like asking a painter & decorator to provide an audio guide on the works of Da Vinci TNT Sports #FiorentinaWestHam

Both… Carlisle United 💙🤍

One for you @HubNutVids and Miss Hubnut 👀

Saw this and thought of Miss Hubnut

Arrived at Edinburgh Airport. Already 100000% better than Manchester Airport and I haven’t even gone in yet.

Julie - congratulations on your retirement. Thank you for your hospitality over the years… we’ve had 8 wonderful visits to Les Brehauts Farm - a place which holds a very special place in our hearts. Very best to you from Mike & Julia x

Welcome! CastleSportsGroup Tom Piatak II Jenna Piatak DeMasi #ownthenorth

Ah, you’ve yet to watch Carlisle United

🧤Gabe Breeze Carlisle United

If only a delivery came in….

Fair play, CastleSportsGroup Tom Piatak II Jenna Piatak DeMasi - Mark Hughes is a big fish and he’s been sold the challenge. 🤞 he can work some magic and become a hero!

Well, CastleSportsGroup - relegation from League 1 happened for a multitude of reasons, mostly out of your hands. Relegation from League 2, however, lies squarely with you. #cufc

.Truro (C)ity FC away next season, you say? Uncle Tom’s got it covered. #cufc

This the kind of kit you’re hoping for? 1985-esque. BBC Sport Cumbria

That’s two weeks in a row now. Carlisle United that you’ve put out ‘highlights’ that a poor. Last weeks effort including times when the feed was down, this weeks missing a goal! CUTV = cancelled.

Hi Carlisle United can you confirm the golden gamble numbers from Monday 25th? Couldn’t hear the announcement in the east stand.

Hi folks Carlisle United…