In Dover for a Labour policy launch, Keir Starmer announces what his radical new idea is:

Brand new episode hosted by Bill Bailey with Helen Lewis and Daliso Chaponda tonight at 9pm on BBC One and iPlayer

As the economy grows by 0.6%, Rishi Sunak says it'll take time for people to 'really feel better' – but surely there must be one thing he can do right now, that'll make a lot of people really feel a lot better?

Scientists are warning a solar storm could wipe out internet and mobile phone signals today, bad news for anyone hoping to make plans to meet up

The Paris Olympics composer has been accused of plagiarising his music from Jurassic Park. Victor Le Masne denies copying the dinosaur- inspired score of John Williams saying his vision wasn't based on movement

Diego Maradona's award for Best Player at the controversial 1986 World Cup is to be sold at auction – man with his hand up at the back there…

A new study in British linguistics has revealed that some insulting words are in danger of dying out. This includes Lummox, Nitwit and Pillock, and will only get worse when they leave parliament this year

The world's oceans suffer from a record-breaking year of heat affecting the sea's surface – but the UK is lucky, as all that raw sewage acts like high-factor sun-cream

Passport e-gates outage at UK airports sees under-pressure staff leave thousands of people to queue for hours in corridors – a procedure known as the 'NHS approach'

US Presidential hopeful, Robert F Kennedy, has revealed health issues because 'a worm ate some of his brain then died in his head’. So America is saved!

Labour's Rachel Reeves says she's committed to working with employers to protect workers' rights, so some good news for anyone entering the job market this autumn

AstraZeneca has withdrawn its Covid vaccination for commercial reasons, which for conspiracy theorists everywhere, is a real shot in the arm

A Chinese State cyber attack has been launched on the Ministry of Defence's payroll system. When hackers saw how much was in it, they had a quick whip round and bunged in a few yuan

After 'bitterly disappointing' local election losses, Rishi Sunak declares 'There is work to do' – probably as CEO of an IT consultancy or Californian hedge-fund group in a few months' time

Suella Braverman has said 'not even superman' can save the Tories now, clearly forgetting they already have Thor and his mighty hammer

Ben Houchen is elected as Tees Valley mayor, but lost much of his vote share – oddly, he also lost his blue rosette, and the word 'Conservative' from his election campaign

After the mayoral victory in York and North Yorkshire, Labour says it is “now winning in Rishi Sunak’s backyard” – here's his backyard (with the remaining 12-acre grounds of the Grade-II listed manor-house not pictured)

Brand new episode hosted by Martin Clunes, with Chloe Petts and lyse doucet tonight at 9pm on BBC One and iPlayer