village idiot jobs near me average village idiot salary

working customer service is just realizing most adults have the emotional maturity of a child

all the cosmere books are so good but stormlight just really scratches that itch for me

i promise you it is fine if you leave no impact other than a gentle memory in the minds of those you love.

do you know how scientifically perfect your face has to be to pull off bangs like that. like mathematically it’s insane

out of these i’m picking 5 or 7 but my real pen girlies know energel and zebras are the way to go

they?!

this meme but with books. why am i sitting here listening to a character death with the murderous rage and pounding heart of someone being hunted for sport

i love having a kindle so much literally bc i can click on a word and the definition is just right there… no more getting sucked into doom scroll while trying to define words i’m unsure of

i think i’m fundamentally unloveable but i have a full-time job so i’m not really worried about that

“I forgive you. But my kingdom cannot.” unhinged king!

i guess i’ve fully hit peak adulthood since i’m in a NYT games group chat with my coworkers where all we do is send our connections scores back and forth

i just tried to clock out for bed. goodnight.

reading again and this is so real 😭 baby boy

all summer it’s been “sabrina carpenter” this and “chappell roan” that but now that it’s getting into spooky season it’s his turn

"eleanor calder" "danielle peazer" "sophia smith"

Just remembered the talk dirty to me dance they did during a 7 hour stream on 1D day

coming back on to all the 1D memories i’m having flashbacks