⠀ [ lays on the ground all dead-like ] ⠀

⠀ 😡😤 ⠀

⠀ it’s my second least favorite day of the week. ⠀

⠀ do not ever refer to me as a cat again. i’ll just end it right then and there ⠀

MIDLAND: ⟨SIGHS⟩ Here we go… TELLER: Fun. Time. Let's go!

It wasn’t supposed to be like 𝓽𝐡𝐢𝐬. I wasn’t supposed to grow 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳.

TELLER: Tap running hot or cold? RADIO BOB: Hot, for sure. TELLER: It's gotta be a don't think twice. MIDLAND: Or even a don't think thrice. I think we should just double-u-dis the perimeter, then uncle it hard. TELLER: No. We're gonna DeMille this one.

TELLER: See, I want you to be making that up, but you said all of that really quickly… RADIO BOB: I am one hundred percent serious. MIDLAND: You really drink all of that? RADIO BOB: Twice a day, baby. MIDLAND: And yet he lives…

you are bitches.

you’re mine :>

hmmm?

oh, that’s a little much.

it draws near

oh no.

😡😡😡😡😡

TELLER: What?! How can you hate New Year's Eve? It's the most magical time of the year! MIDLAND: I think that's Christmas, sir. RADIO BOB: What's Christmas? MIDLAND: Don't worry about it. So, the thing about New Year's -

𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙿 𝙲𝚁𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 .ᐟ You are as bothersome as you are beautiful. A double-edged sword.

let me out.

i HATE. new years.