ᅠ am I the only one who's physically ill from this town's pathetic devotion to that phony flying boy scout? ᅠ

ᅠ it’s a bird it’s a plane it’s the cause of 88% of damages around Metropolis 📡 ᅠ

ᅠ bzzzt , oooh so close . the answer is of course 𝒚𝒐𝒖 , boy-scout. ᅠ

ᅠ what damage — are we seeing the same city ? ᅠ

ᅠ damn elsa you could cut diamonds with those . ᅠ

ᅠ it was until people started flying around in tights . . . leaves l͟i͟t͟t͟l͟e͟ to imagine . ᅠ

ᅠ if you ever need something to warm them up with . my cell can fit two . ᅠ

ᅠ gaining funds to keep her show going . girl’s gotta make a living smearing supers somehow . ᅠ

keep it in your pants , stretch .

you sure you’re not too 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 to keep up ?

╱ gawd i should remake my harley .