#netfilx how i’m looking at whoever is in charge of streaming service

#netfilx this y’all ?

#netfilx this y’all ?

#netfilx “we don’t need to prep for the volume we’re gonna get”

#netfilx “tonight should be just like every other night”

#netfilx i love watching things 1 frame at a time, it’s the best

#netfilx is Joe Biden

#netfilx brought to you by Dell Computers

#netfilx left it in the hands of your grandparents tonight

#netfilx amazing job

#netfilx HOW THE FUCK DID YALL NOT PREPARE FOR THIS

#netfilx less reliable than the guy who’s about to eat me

#netfilx truly, bang up job guys !

#netflixcrash show me the numbers, i wanna know how many of us it took to bring down the king of streaming

#netflixcrash tyson won

#netflixcrash everything is working great this is the best experience i am very please with netflix

#GoldenGlobes how the fuck do we even watch this crap ? i’ve been trying for 20 minutes just to find a channel, i have subscriptions to paramount and cbs and nothing. wtf ?

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