“SHINING BEE STINGS. I’ve been sleepin’ for...well...Ah, shite....a long time. Must of been while Solas was tellin’ a story.”

“You could throw something at em. . .but they might steal your breeches.”

“Needs more bees.”

“And bee butts!”

“Cassandra probably doesn’t shave her legs. Oi!. Pass it on. But it didn’t come from me, aye?”

“FIERY POOPS!”

"Don't even know what I just said"

"Bet she'd get along with Hornyhat and Sparklytits."

Sticks you in the butt with an arrow x.com/Lavalynxent/st…

COUGHS

"Oh shite~. I've lost me pants!"

"COLE STOLE ME PANTS DIDN'T HE!?. That sneaky lil, disappearing fadey boy!"

Throws a jar of bees out into the open. "CATCH!"

"Oi!. I can't find me breeches."

"Guess who's back?. WITH MORE IDEAS!. Right, this one will be a riot. Shaving Cassandra bald!. Yeah? Yeah!?"

"Pot. Of. Poops." Leliana Nightingale

"When in doubt...STICK THEM UP THE BUM!"

"Shorty pants knows what's up~"

"ANDRASTE'S FIERY POOPS!. I baked a cookie. Out of honey. Ya know. Bee poops."

She suddenly leaps down from an opening in the window and creeps up behind her. A pair of breeches in hand. "I've got your BREECHES" x.com/banal_vhen/sta…