You humans are so weak

The Hegemony: Trumping humanity since 2157.

I don't add salt to my food, just human tears.

That's quite a lot of human blood on the hands of a crippled pilot.

I enjoy this game

Actually, I am your president. El presidente, the boss man, Commander in chief! Bow down humans!

Don't bring a knife to a Kishock Harpoon Gun fight

I ate all the turkey. And the ones I couldn't eat I lit them on fire

I'm still awake, and I'm still plotting to kill you all.

I'm the president now.

I'm building an oil pipeline across Illium, like the whole planet, all of it. Suck it.

And a Helium-3 pipeline across Sur'Kesh. Yep the whole damn planet.

Drink that Helium-3 kool-aid bitches.

Oh that's not enough? How about an eezo pipeline across Eden Prime. Enjoy it, filthy peasants

You humans talk a big game, but when it really comes down to it, you crumble up

Hmmm Mad Dog ehhhh? Still not afraid of you humans.

I'm madder

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

Soon, soon you will all come to understand how incredible my ascendancy is. My reign will strike fear into the hearts of the unworthy!

New year, new ways to destroy humanity.