His eyebrows are longer than the runway in that Fast/Furious movie.

“Ever take a dump in a mug??”

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Insider trading. It was big back then.

There’s no kinda pretzel that isn’t my kind of pretzel.

I miss Puerto Rico already.

I seem to have upset you…

Would LOVE to

It’s like he never heard of a black widow before.

I am not easy to live with but I’m harder to live without because I’ll kill you.

//question. Does your character have an iPhone or an Android?

//I want to put Sarah on Hot Ones but she doesn’t answer a single question and just eats the wings.

Lace them up to stop you down.

Children of the internet. I will be giving out PS5’s at @TheTriadGuy ‘s house! One for everyone who shows up!

Here’s my list of PUNK BITCHES I wanna fight.

One of my opponents looks like he uses HIMS supplements and the other looks like he has moderate to severe eczema. You figure it out.

Playing Diablo with these two is like watching left handed elderly people masturbate with numbing cream.