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liz

@harwelllizzy

25. girl mama x2 💞

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calendar_today02-03-2019 20:07:04

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perks of my kids dad owning the trash business : he fkn ignores my request for a mf can for 2 weeks bc he knows i can’t do a mf thing about it. bout to just throw my trash in his damn yard.

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my main concern is that my epidural actually works this time like all these calm mothers in labor on TT. ole girl just said “i’m giving contractions a 4/10. i’m at a 9 right now” GIRL when i was at a 9 i was screaming at nurses and drs to sedate me.

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i turned the song “yeah!” on by Usher and the only part harper can remember is “Ludacris fill cups like double D’s” and i know it’s super inappropriate but come on it is hilarious

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so close to having this baby yet so far away 😭 i hope this girl is ready because I AM. i’m not even scared about childbirth anymore, that’s how ready i am. 4 more weeks 🤪

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harper has sat and watched me clean/pick up the house for a good solid 30 mins. as soon as i sit down “MAMA CAN YOU GET ME SOME JUICE” 😒 girl

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sometimes it’s funny to see high school friends post about their families or sharing pictures of their 4 kids. I’m like awww🥹 but then I’m like, “dude. you ate glue everyday in our 12th grade math class….how in the world r u raising kids?” Good for them though. Growth? I hope.

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i can’t laugh normal bc i’m 2 weeks post c section and harper really made fun of my laugh. said i sounded like a baby seal. gn

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happy mother’s day. my oldest played in her shit and my baby hasn’t stopped screaming all day. my house is a disaster and now smells like shit. 😵‍💫

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i just want to rant to someone and them just listen to me. i don’t want any feedback just listen to me. don’t tell me you’re sorry or “it’ll get better” JUST LISTEN AND LET ME BE A WHINE BAG CRY BABY before i lose my mind 😭😭