perks of my kids dad owning the trash business : he fkn ignores my request for a mf can for 2 weeks bc he knows i can’t do a mf thing about it. bout to just throw my trash in his damn yard.

my main concern is that my epidural actually works this time like all these calm mothers in labor on TT. ole girl just said “i’m giving contractions a 4/10. i’m at a 9 right now” GIRL when i was at a 9 i was screaming at nurses and drs to sedate me.

i turned the song “yeah!” on by Usher and the only part harper can remember is “Ludacris fill cups like double D’s” and i know it’s super inappropriate but come on it is hilarious

this is exactly why i don’t brag about people. lmao lookin stupid as hell

so close to having this baby yet so far away 😭 i hope this girl is ready because I AM. i’m not even scared about childbirth anymore, that’s how ready i am. 4 more weeks 🤪

i absolutely do not trust anyone at all ever

harper has sat and watched me clean/pick up the house for a good solid 30 mins. as soon as i sit down “MAMA CAN YOU GET ME SOME JUICE” 😒 girl

if i see jojo siwa pretending to be pregnant on my snapchat one more time imma scream

i feel like a good mom til my kid is sick. then i feel clueless and helpless lol

well i know where this is going 🫡

gonna bust out the tears at my appointment today and beg my dr to induce me asap. wish me luck 🥲😇

tears didn’t work. i’m stuck like this until the end of time 😭

i just wanted a simple mf nap.

sometimes it’s funny to see high school friends post about their families or sharing pictures of their 4 kids. I’m like awww🥹 but then I’m like, “dude. you ate glue everyday in our 12th grade math class….how in the world r u raising kids?” Good for them though. Growth? I hope.

i cannot wait to go to bed 😩

i swear i can’t do anything without some miserable loser having something to say about it.

i can’t laugh normal bc i’m 2 weeks post c section and harper really made fun of my laugh. said i sounded like a baby seal. gn

On some cocky shit, the grass is greener wherever tf I’m at.

happy mother’s day. my oldest played in her shit and my baby hasn’t stopped screaming all day. my house is a disaster and now smells like shit. 😵‍💫

i just want to rant to someone and them just listen to me. i don’t want any feedback just listen to me. don’t tell me you’re sorry or “it’ll get better” JUST LISTEN AND LET ME BE A WHINE BAG CRY BABY before i lose my mind 😭😭