[in the smoking area] “sorry dya have a smoke” “yeah sure” [20 seconds later] “sorry dya have a lighter”

fully broke my heart. Backstory, this mans channel is devoted to LEGO and the passion he clearly has for it. It holds a lot of value to him, some of his pieces took over 14 years to build. I presume a viewer, broke into his yard and broke everything. Gonna carry this on below.

Supposed to go to a gig tonight and instead I'm unpacking camera equipment in Peckham at a location I'm coming back to at 5 in the morning. I'm loving the dream

Just clocked my mate Elliot from back home is on Xfactor right now in some boy and called Vibe 5 or some shit yes boy get that money

If anyone is selling Connan Mockasin tickets pls hit me up

Just bought a load of vitamins from Aldi and as soon as I get healthy bones and immune system it's over for you bitches

Just tried to climb some scaffolding, fell all the way down, twisted my ankle, found a bag 8 budweisers next to me as I clutched my ankle in pain. There is always a silver lining

Selling my kidney for £80 btw, used but in good condition

Leave 90% of my decisions to a coin flip. This is probably why I make sure poor decisions

I've got 4 new friends on Facebook

'Did you know GTA is a real place'

I just got referred to as 'Feminem'

Only good thing about southern rail is it has no sign that says 'no feet on the seats'. So boy u bet I'm reclining

Life at the moment proper feels like a movie. I can't tell what genre it is yet, who the main charecter is or how it's gunna end - but I know the soundtrack is sick

The morning is too cinematic to go to film school

i would rather, and i cannot stress this enough, be stabbed to death

They’re not “using” nudity. They’re grown women and shouldn’t live their lives catering to what they think a 9 year old will like. That would be weird. If young kids like a pop artist’s music it’s usually a product of the way pop culture spreads, not an actual goal of the artist.