I'm sure you got some real sophisticated ways of persuasion, that much is for sure. x.com/perselien/stat…

[His brows get some high altitude, they're so quick to shoot upwards.] Huh. Mind if I ask you enlighten me on some of those special tactics, or is that classified? x.com/perselien/stat…

Alright, three volunteers for the farmer's market. Y'all can go ahead and pick up whatever you like for lending a hand, on the house.

(( Since when has canon been the be all, end all for any fandom? Why use canon as an excuse to attack people over what they like when you can just do you and let other people do them? The hip, fun, and easy thing to do is showing respect and appreciation to other fans. ))

Time moves slow when half of your heart has yet to come home.

We got some kinda party going on? I'll have to buy a new suit.

(( Hi, I'm alive, please let me know if I'm missing responses (or give this a like if you want to plot something brand-new!) Sorry for the absence! ))

You can't control how people see you; trying is just gonna drive you up the wall and make you miserable. You can't control other people's actions, either, and holding yourself responsible is pointless guilt. All you need to focus on is you and the consequences of what you do.

Eyes forward, shoulders back, show the world you ain't afraid of anything.

Here to impart pearls of wisdom and fade off into the ether before I get mobbed by a drunk kid or two, that's your old man.

Well, so much for that. It's all good, I'll roll with it.

Though he prided himself on his even temper, there were limits to even Haruki's seemingly endless goodwill, and it looked as though he'd hit the breaking point. The doorframe rattled with the force of him slamming it shut, collapsing into an exhausted heap on the tattered couch.

What use is it making a career out of saving lives, doing real work that's supposed to help people, if you can't even make good on your promises? Where's the justice in that, huh? What part of that can be called heroism?

Sometimes I think about getting Keith a dog to grow up with him but then I remember the kid nearly strangled a rattlesnake to death barely outta diapers and I am not gonna put a pup through that until he's old enough to control his strength.

Ah, the joys of fatherhood.

Hell if I won't just pick up any old mutt from the nearest pound and call it a day, but just for fun, any of you folks got a breed of pup you're chomping at the bit to own? I'll consider anything that's not yapping all day and night.

Yeah, "oops." Gave me a goddamn heart attack; I wouldn't let you out of my sight for a straight week. Kept bringing you to the station in a baby harness. x.com/stoicmullet/st…

Pretty sure it's in bad taste to joke about being back from the dead, but screw it, it's true. Did any of you kids burn the place down while I've been gone?