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Kyle Webb

@hartreefox

Just a furry geek who fixes lab equipment.

Mastodon link below.

Else, I'll still be here warming my paws over the ashes of twitter till they reach heat death.

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Thank heavens that we now have been told the truth on the Epstein case and there will no longer be any controversy about it.

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Epstein Files Now: "Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB!" Texas Floods A Few Days Ago: "Well I think everyone did an incredible job under the circumstances." Katrina Back Then: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." Some things don't change.

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Of course you can, John Ridge 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇹🇼. Some people make a career of making logically inconsistent statements. The pity is, it often works out better for them than thinking through what they say.

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What do you bet a bunch of largely anonymous investors took out heavily leveraged put options on Kenvue on Friday. (Kenvue owns the Tylenol brand.)

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Mathematicians working for the Department of Justice have determined that the number 468 is wholly imaginary and thus can't refer to anything real. As such, all entries related to it have been deleted from their website.

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The genius of naming this new ship the Trump class is that none of our new Pentagon press corp will be able to criticize it, save for saying that NAVSEA is sabotaging it.