6 visits in at my local Darts club

Didn’t expect to see the Scottish leagues top scorer dressed up as Gezzy Price on my timeline.

This was my Molly Mae and Tommy Fury #SaintsFC

“Who sold the house?” Me at the Oasis reunion:

Enjoy it lads , but enjoy it by being disciplined… Noel Gallagher Liam Gallagher

Realising the train station has a Greggs

A bovril wid hit like fuckin crack here

I’ll never forgive Southgate for only giving him 5 minutes against france after he did this

When that taxi you ordered from town at 2am with the lads drives on past without stopping 😬 #FENMUN

Me getting ready to land Salty Springs in my 20s

Tall Paul 🇳🇬

I love this country. I love London with everything I’ve got. It’s the greatest city on Earth or at least, it used to be. And I’ll tell you this now: anyone who says London is safer today than it was ten, fifteen years ago is lying through their teeth. I’ve worked these streets

fucking hate that Samsung galaxy AI advert Stop making cookies out of pasta sauce you pervert

Every time the temperature goes above 30° in the UK, ginger people should be entitled to PIP.

Gravy Different gravy

#saintsfc

It’s telling that Zack Polanski’s immediate instinct was to sympathise with the alleged terrorist and attack our brave police officers - who did an outstanding job. He is deeply anti-British.