Dwight Yorke in 2002:

Well on course to fucking up Christmas by here 🎄

That's gonna sting in the morning… x.com/CptnPubWatch/s…

This is one of those things that’s gayer than being gay

Well, at least they're not vaping...

Looks like he’s about to do a shift down the Phoenix club

Does an Irish person call him shite at 30 seconds? 😂

I can think of at least seven

Me when I see a nice glass In the pub

this is the greatest country in history

If you want an international test ruined, employ pierre broussett