Actual footage from the future of me picking up carter for port and Stilton at half 9 this Sunday

Morning.

Some girls are fucking so odd

J Hus has no chill 😭😭😭

Awrite shagger

Calcs fist bumped a bird 😳

I can’t read French at all but they cooking the shit out this nigga in the replies 😭😭

THIS IS THE WHITE WOMEN DRAMA I LIVE FOR

Bro I’m in tears

🚨This is the clearest, most informative video of why the government is not closing schools and quarantining us. This WILL SAVE LIVES in the long run and make absolutely sure the NHS is not overrun. Quarantine only when the NHS is at 95% of MAX capacity. We have one shot at it.

What’s everyone drinking for houseparty tonight x

“Are you missing the pub?” Me:

There’s no way Tracy Morgan said this on live tv lmao

Feel like this is more relevant than ever before

Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.

Seen some questionable “social distancing” 🤣

When you get caught skiving on the work Zoom meeting 😂😂 🎥: @txolerfx