This is absolutely class, Lymington Town on way to play FA cup football match before getting to the bridge to go into Wales. Players asked for passports messing about. Goalkeeper didn't have one so they told him to hide, then this is what happened:

The “lads, it’s Tottenham” joke is over forever. We’ve just lost to Bottlejob FC in a European final. Utterly heartbreaking but exactly what we deserve. I hope it’s the last time we see a lot of these players.

Well played Forest, take note Manchester United

Mctominay, this is UNBELIEVABLE!! 🤯🔥 x.com/smartkhid00/st…

How can I not support Amorim? For so long we have complained about player power and egos in the dressing room. He arrived and within a month got rid of the biggest virus in the dressing room. Then, the season ends and he tells another arrogant spoilt prat to find a new club.

“Six months ago, in my first three games in charge - with two victories and one draw - I said to you the storm is coming. “Today, after this disaster season, I want to tell you the good days are coming.” 😤 #MUFC

Adama traore has messaged bird my pals seeing, not gone down too well 😂😂

When I was a kid, I could have named the entire starting XI, manager, assistant manager and bench for every team in the league I knew all the top teams in Europe’s lineup These days I barely know more than a few players per team outside of United, I have zero interest in 👇

🚨 | Hansi Flick reportedly FAINTED in today’s Barcelona training session. This happened right AFTER the manager watched Marcus Rashford trying to track back. (via ✉ Marca España)

He’s speaking the truth

Those principles definitely included turning up for training, not going out on the piss in another city the night before training and 'running' whilst playing for United.

Ten Hag sacrificed his style of play : Fans complained, saying he should stick to his style. Ruben Amorim sticking to his style of play : Fans complaining, saying he should change his style. Clowns 🤡.

That might be the best crowd roar of 2025

Some achievement from Garnacho to have the Ronaldo song reworded for him and then get the Tevez one within a couple of years

Simon Jordan dismantling Eni Aluko is a beautiful sight. 🍿👏🔝

OTD: Danny Welbeck scores at the Bernabeu - 2013 The view from the stands. What an away end 🙌

THIS IS INSANE 😱 Rahmbo holes out for eagle on 18 to tie with Bryson heading into the final round. You can't make this up 🔥 #LIVGolfAdelaide | Legion XIII

Next time you see a young lad on an apprenticeship getting his wage taxed away, someone’s Nan dying in a piss stained hospital corridor, or a war veteran homeless on the street, remember this Remember who the government really value