NEWCASTLE UNITED CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 😍

You’re looking at a Euro Under-21 champion! 🏆 Congratulations, Tino! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😍

Fab with all due respect, fuck off you pasta shagging little gimp

I am very feel. Up the Mags #NUFC

They won’t get a sniff 😭😭😭

Nobody wants to hear this but PIF ain’t fit to be competent owners of a football club. They really don’t have a clue. If they did, we would have endless sponsorship deals. They aren’t utilising them at all. Stadium announcement up in the air & we can’t sign players. #NUFC

This is what is wrong with the current system. A club that had to sell two top young prospects, qualified twice for the Champions league in recent years & Won the Carabao Cup! Not being able to compete with the top teams. Financial FAIR play? What’s FAIR about it? #NUFC

Pizza costing £25.99 👍🏽

Hugo Ekitike is set to earn around £270k per WEEK at #LFC 🤯 No wonder #NUFC dropped their interest sharpish - that is frankly silly money…

Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen 'he only wants to join Sunderland'. Has to be false. No player in the history of football has ever said they 'only want Sunderland'.

Isak broke Hulk Hogans heart and killed him

that first Joelinton cruncher on Isak at SJP is gonna be absolute cinema

10 minutes later 🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC

Im not sure Newcastle will ever sign another player again. The squad will get old, retire and we'll just fold

#NUFC

NEWCASTLE UNITED Not sure who this guy is, but he is spot on with his take on Isak to LiVARpool👏👏

Newcastle United 2026/27

Turned Sunderland down to come and join us when no one else would, welcome Aaron 🥲🧤

We’d get rejected by Jota via Ouija board