give him veneers and he looks like he’s about to eat a Sunday roast on TikTok

I wanna clash an American rapper anyway, finally get this UK/US rap debate sorted.

NICOS DAUGHTER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

there’s a lot to talk about

🥶

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

read two books today and still has time to met my friend for a drink and go for a little stroll after

Today, I’ve ridden 35 miles through lovely (but pissing wet and hilly) Warwickshire, on my bicycle. I’m now in a pub with my old mate Oz Clarke, having a pint and fish ‘n’ chips. This country is bloody fantastic.

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. i promise.

going for a walk

this and a small town where somethings not right

Look at the chips. LOOK. AT. THE. CHIPS

Ngga eating like a blue whale

Night in Prague

LANDO NORRIS IS THE 2025 FORMULA 1 WORLD CHAMPION!!!! 🏆 #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

Dipping pigs in blankets into a hot honey feta chorizo dip

Time for the annual pulling of the Christmas cracker vs the father in law Lost the last two years, not this time, I’m having the cunt.

I don't mind a grim boozer but this might be pushing it a bit

romanticize your life, take pretty pictures, feel like the main character, light up a candle, read books, go for a walk, dance to your favorite music, buy yourself presents, do whatever you want, be happy - this is your life, don't let anyone take it from you