Kamala said he would literally do everything he’s done thus far….yall said she was fear mongering and refused to vote for her. FUCK YALL!

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

My Wife and Kids don’t even have a theme song. They come right on funny as hell

none of my swimsuits will be kid friendly this summer teach yall kids about bad btches

they don’t have a “16 @ war” I fear.

when you the last big momma with no kids standing

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

donating my brain to science so y’all can study a real bitch

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

I’m so impressed by my capacity. I have never ran outta love to give but I do run outta grace for those who prove they’re unworthy of it.

I rarely taste my food while cooking, I cook entirely on confidence and vibes so the finished product is always a surprise to me as much as it is to you. If you eat my food and something is wrong, please know that I am also a victim and we are in this together.

Unfortunately, yes i sure DO give up on people.. you can't continuously disappoint me, distract me, not pour into me & expect me to continue showing up for you. No can do.

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I’ll beat Klay Thompson ass

matter fact i’m slapping every lightskin nigga i see on the street today in solidarity

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Just left the movies man fuck joe jackson!!!