i’m bout that hot sauce life

*no more crop* my hair: ✨hold my beer✨

People forget who I can be when I get disrespected..

it's always "your eyes are so pretty" never: "what's your venmo"

work has its perks

adopted 9 more plants today, including a giant elephant ear bulb, so congrats to our ever growing family

they are missing a whole business opportunity with me 🤣

#NewProfilePic

we like to take dinner and drinks seriously

my favorite candle i may have ever purchased is "wild strawberry" from dollar general bc it smells like strawberry lipgloss and the strip club

people think just because i turned over a new leaf i won't still hand out a 2 piece with no sides

scenario: me and girl don't even talk to each other but i want to report tik toks on her behalf bc i can smell the stank and snake from here ??????

i always thought gRoWtH was maturing beyond swinging on a hoe BUT i have only come to realize growth is actually 'i have bail money and ppl to get me out soooo'

i'm pretty sure there is science to prove that if in any bio you have "promote positivity" or "good vibes only" there's a 95% chance you are an evil scum sucking road whore

week 2 of my 15 week manager program and i'm already stress crying. what a good choice i was for this

"dressing like jackie and hyde's love child every day" best compliment to date i think

"no one with a new england clam chowder budussy can make you feel inferior without your consent" or whatever Eleanor Roosevelt said

those profile views really do tell on some of y'all hehehehe