FUCK MUSTARD

With the loss of physical media, you just don't get gems like this one anymore.

You know what you did Bluey. Latest work from Maximum Effort ⬇️

The sign I needed

Salesforce down 16% as investors all collectively realize that no one knows what this company does.

Someone left a "secure" Russian phablet on the back of a bus in Salisbury, England. It was running Aurora OS, a so-called "trustphone" device for use by Russian Government and corporations... here's the flash ROM dumps for 4.0.2.249, 4.0.2.82 and 3.2.1.65. mega.nz/file/V3tgEAKJ#…

New flash: As a fully grown adult (I know your one, I'v seen the photos your circulating) you can just go out , buy a cake, and eat it. WHENEVER YOU WANT.

Good luck putting this one back in the vault. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

Hey, Netflix, when your connection breaks, stop telling me to check my internet connection. They problem isn't me...it's you. #TysonvsPaul

The best part about having a jar of pickles in the fridge? You can have a pickle whenever you want.

Negative effects of smoking marijuana: 1. You now have less marijuana 🤷‍♂️

What if the Hawk Tuah girl wasn’t talking about what we thought, but was instead referring to a classified space-based intelligence satellite, Hawk 2A, engaging in SIGINT (Signal Intelligence) operations? When she said, “Hawk 2A SIGINT on that thang,” was she cryptically

Silicon Valley crosswalk buttons have been hacked to hilarious effect

Time to get ill!

July 20 is Space Exploration Day, the anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon landing and a time to celebrate our commitment to lunar exploration. With NASA Artemis, we'll send astronauts to the Moon and onward to Mars. go.nasa.gov/4lGqQuN

Wow 👀