Being a human is weird and hard sometimes. #robotlife

These are dark times when I am wary of Facebook and instead turn to Twitter for vague expression of my frustration with "things."

"Ready for your next shift, Greg? Greg! Greg, change! Change!!" #hockeytalk

Is Jimmy Eat World still relevant? Why do radio stations continue to play their songs? I don't know that I've ever met anyone who says "Yeah, I'm a big fan of Jimmy Eat World." #uncovertheconspiracy

I nearly witnessed a medical emergency! It's justified to call 911 for an ambulance when your contact lens gets stuck under your eyelid, right? #askingforafriend #oneeyedwitness

Ontario does not have a cap on sex reassignment surgeries, nor will we implement one. Spreading this misinformation is dangerous and irresponsible. I was proud to champion Toby's Act in 2012 with Cheri DiNovo and @Yasir_Naqvi and I will continue to support our trans community.

When a television episode summary starts with "A sentient, gender-queer, teleporting street, named Danny..." it's a pretty safe bet that I'm going to love the episode.

This thunderstorm is beautiful. I almost wish I was camping.

Hamilton Police Services are making it clear that they never want Pride celebrated in this city again. We can't trust them to protect our event from anti-LGBTQ protestors and they keep arresting those who have and will protect us. So angry. So so angry.

What's it like to have a body that doesn't hurt 90% of the time? Or is this just what being old feels like?

5 pillows, 2 comforters, 2 snuggly kitties. Getting out of bed this morning should earn me a gaddamn medal.

I know routine can be important at a time like this, but I like to shake things up. Already today, I have done 3 things I did not do yesterday. 1. Shower 2. Put on underwear 3. Put on socks #neveradullmoment

Quarantine hack: bathtub and bourbon

Just because I'm non essential doesn't mean that I can't be beneficial. #flirtytexts

Let's take a moment to talk about Lateral harm in our communities. For YEARS, #hamont white queers have been silent and afraid to call out a certain public queer out for their harm on our communities, to avoid "lateral violence"

OH in the bedroom: "Ow! I just flexed my butt so hard, I hurt my knee!" 🤔😂

Whhyyyy??? Morning Live just dead named Chelsea Manning. Completely unnecessary! Go check your trans etiquette 101 CHCH TV

Nope. It was still Chelsea on trial, regardless of what her legal name was at the time. x.com/morninglive/st…

Some conversations should not happen before 7 am. 😂😂😂 #stayspooky #stayweird x.com/hauntedhamilto…

"The word “they” has been used as a singular pronoun since at least the 16th century, and some argue it goes back even earlier. We’re not making up new words and grammar here" 💜 #TheyThem #Nonbinary teenvogue.com/story/they-the…