The #SummerSlam main event was great. The rest of the show was dog shit. WWE underachieved yet again. WWE NXT blew them out of the water.

King Dong Bundy #RuinAWrestlerWithOneLetter

A good b.m. can make all the difference. I flush my bowels five times per day.

One time Mae Young came into the locker room and said "Whip your dicks out, you pussies."

The WWE #MaeYoungClassic would be so much better if the commentary wasn't so awful. JR is far removed from being good & Lita is terrible.

IWC Champion of the day x.com/reddingwb/stat…

This is why we can't have nice WWE things. x.com/wweonespn/stat…

"When are we going to talk about Jerry Jarrett again?!" - Conrad the Mortgage Guy

If TNA/GFW had a dime for every bad move they made, they'd have enough dimes to not perpetually be on the verge of bankruptcy.

I have no regrets, sexed many Penthouse pets I'd kill you with a left so I'll give you a right My skills are apparent & my promos are tight

The new Reebok UFC trunks remind me of the dude at the strip club wearing sweat pants. What's up with the love stain look? #Gross

#UFCPittsburgh #GGGvsCanelo #CaneloGolovkin #CanelovsGolovkin #UFCFightNight #LoveStain #LapDance x.com/harleytough/st…

I didn't break Wahoo's leg but I did slam Andre. x.com/sethhanson1982…

I'm relieved we don't have to see that Sister Abigail crap yet Too bad it comes at the expense of ruining other stuff WWE #TLC #Raw #WWEtlc

Heels & babyfaces high-fiving, Gable attacking Jordan...it was fun but WWE always shits on continuity. Booking & creative are so very weak. x.com/denimfritz605/…

I heard your dick's been soft for a while. It was only a matter of time before the rest of you followed suit. x.com/denimfritz605/…

I've been told that Jericho vs Omega has already received 7 stars from Meltzer.

I had a woman in Topeka that could deadlift 150 pounds with her snatch. She wasn't much to look at but the sex was good.

My guess is that this wasn't the first or last liquid sprayed in her face that night. x.com/allan_cheapsho…

When I was born the doctor originally thought a was a girl with 3 legs.