Sorry Nina, as Petra's new dad I say we can stay out at Nooters for a bit. Be back soon.

I'll even be your wingman let's get you a cute girls number tonight.

I'm already winning at being a dad HELL YEAH. This weekend I'll take you somewhere your mom doesn't know about. It'll be our secret getaway how's that sound, champ.

It rhymes with drip.... Uh.... hold on I got this. Drip flub.

HELL YEAH. GOING TO THE FLUB TO LOOK AT SOME BITTIES!!!

Alright, sport. Replace the B with a T. That's what I'm talking about.

Hell yeah it is that's why we're going to a strip club.

PETRA STRIP CLUB RHYMES WITH DRIP FLUB THAT WAS THE POINT.

Wait Petra did you not know what kind of place I was talking about when you hyped it up.

Petra....... You're a good kid, hyping your old man up regardless! Get ANYTHING YOU WANT FROM NOOTERS.

HELL YEAH I KNOW YOU CAN EAT THEM!

Don't mention this to Nina but the things I'd do to her.... MAN. She'd have biological children as well as adopted.

||I remember when holo verse had that explosion of idols mom accounts I'm shocked that didn't have a revive with Mamamori streams happening

Must find... snuggle buddy before bed. Where's Koro-san?

Nom. Nom. She's been awake for a while, but she's been too busy snacking on baked goods to say anything.