Be brave 😭😭😭😭

Counterpoint: super useful for explaining why someone wants to work somewhere and great prep for future interviews. Then again, I’m clinically insane.

This thread isn't anti-anyone. It's just anti-bullshit. If you feel called out maybe take that thought home with you.

Outside the gym a little girl is chanting “Pizza! Pizza!” Unclear whether she’s doing the lord’s work or satan’s.

I would like to thank Google Photos for presenting me with a “new memory” called “Slam dunk” which consists of a picture of Michael Jordan in a Wizards jersey that I saved on my phone for some Twitter joke months or possibly years ago

Reached a new level of old this week: almond milk, never cow’s, and non-alcoholic beer. LFG.

As a Vikings fan, I don’t usually feel bad for fans of other franchises. But I feel bad for Jets fans.

Maybe they’re…Cousins

Jim Jordan looks like the youth basketball team he's coaching simply has no answer for Air Bud.

How wholesome!

Watching Iowa football

This retweet is an endorsement

Congrats to GAMING ISLAM on the release of Episode 1! This is the perfect example of how public scholarship can be both meaningful & ridiculously fun. Go learn (and play) w Alireza Doostdar علیرضا دوستدار + ghenwa here! youtube.com/@VideoGamingIs… Martin Marty Center #religioninpublic

i hope you whale forgive me

GET IN FRONT OF A TV ON MONDAY NIGHT IT’S GOING THE FUCK DOWN

It's funny how all the MAGA people are doing this Haitian fearmongering when the person involved in this election who is most likely to have actually eaten a cat is clearly Robert F Kennedy Jr

Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let Leslie Jones (Leslie Jones 🦋) handle it.