My embarrassing Speedtest by Ookla result on my new ⁦Optus⁩ cable 50mbps connection. Second time I’ve contacted the ombudsman about Optus I’m less than a week. Previous contact was for a completely unrelated matter on mobile broadband. Good job guys. speedtest.net/my-result/i/27…

And this, people, is why 1. Australian Internet is absolutely shit and 2. Why I'm leaving Optus (aka Floptus) and never returning. This is Cable Internet, that I'm paying $75 a month for 50mbps. (I have "100% congestion" which apparently is still good enough to sell a service)

Oh wait it's better now

To celebrate 2018 and hitting 1,000 subs on twitch, I'm giving away 1 of each jersey from my last year of Overwatch (outlaws home, outlaws away, team usa, all-star Atlantic) Just retweet and follow to enter. Happy holidays and onward to 2019 🤠

Hey Yarra Trams if I happened to leave an umbrella on a tram on my way to work that was sentimental do you think people may have handed it in? Or claimed it for their own? I can tell you the model, make and colour...

Ana and Tracer getting tips from the pros @overwatchleague Washington Justice Toronto Defiant

Poor effort Hungry Jack's Preston. This is apparently a LRG chips+SML chips. Burger w no tom came with no lettuce 😒

Ffs Metro Trains why has South Morang line lost the 5:15pm? By the time the 5:23 gets to Vic Park no one can get on. Why'd we lose a train?

Welcome to 1933, America! Ps. What's the quickest way to get my money out of your country?

Half the *voters. If more dems turned out to vote it might be a different story Taika Waititi @SCArmyWife

Wait a minute, you need to create an account AND disable ad blocker to be able to watch SBS Australia OnDemand, and there's still ad breaks?! Wtf?!

On a free trial of Stan. and get asked this EVERY TIME I TRY TO WATCH SOMETHING. Tweeted them multiple times, no help. Cancelling.

EB Games Australia hey how come steam is still advertising the Steam Link for US$14.95 on sale when linked to your website it's $89.95?

Yay I missed out last time, got OW for birthday! x.com/PlayOverwatch/…

While usually our Crust Pizza delivery is good, this driver seemed to throw our pizza in his car. This is unaltered

BelkinCares pls respond :(

Hey Telstra how do I opt out of receiving texts from you based on my location when I’m pretty sure “permission to receive SMS notifications based on location” isn’t in the terms and conditions; also, how do you have access to my location when it’s turned off in the app?

.nbn® Australia well this is helpful... Thanks for telling me the installation dates- wait, what