Thanks for the idea, Dr. McCloud. I think I'll set up a date between Knox and my crowbar.

It's been a while since my pet crowbar's seen any action, and she's kinda antsy.

Now that's more my speed. #OutlawAtLarge

This bitch out here being magical. ❤️

My daughter is turning 13 today. THIRTEEN. Make it stop, Valerie McFarlane! 😂

Happy birthday, Chloe. Mama loves you so much. Thanks for putting up with me. ❤️

I'm feeling ABSURDLY, MISERABLY sick today, so I'm gonna be forced to forfeit my Fury matches. I'm completely unable to sit here and write. I pulled a Tara Cortez promo out of my ass, but I don't think I'll be able to do the same for my other 2 matches. #OOC

Heh, that was cool.

I always knew my babe was a boss. But Final Boss sounds cool as fuck. Valerie McFarlane-Gardner ❤️

Oh this is gonna be fucking beautiful.

I get her corsets, she gets me biking gear. Fair trade 😄

I still can't believe I wifed her either.

I'm more and more convinced that my time in e-fedding is done. Not because I've been doing this for a long time -- most of the legends of the circuit have been at it for longer than me. I just don't feel like it's my place to be anymore. #OOC

Girl's gonna be a rockstar just like her mums, I can feel it. 😝

I love living in Scotland, but suddenly my love is across the ocean and I feel mellow.

Come what may.

I rarely post here anymore but we're 30 minutes from the new year here in Scotland and I just need to shout out the most beautiful woman in the world... And the birthday girl! Life's better because you're here, Valerie McFarlane-Gardner.

// And if I ever bring this here asshole back even if for a short time I'm definitely changing this base again because hoooooly shit am I unlucky with these redhead PBs