I am waiting with baited breath to see what the sexy ABG plushie cat ears twitch streamer turns into after the age of 35. This is an entirely new species of being. What becomes of her is anyone’s guess. The permutations are infinite, the evolution unforeseeable.

My jacket my glasses pictured on Joshua

Is there something going on with the markets my date just asked for the check then went to the bathroom

My ex RSVP'ing "maybe" with a +1 to my bday party is so cold I must respect

That egirl with bangs is definitely a good idea bro she'll make a great mother to your children

Check on your sex-having friends today ❤️‍🩹

Everybody wants to fw philosophy girls nobody wants to fw their thoughts and musings

Dean blunt rotation

Creative directing your own birthday party is hard work but someone has to do it

Wifing

Turning 29 tn I get to hang out with all my friends in the weird Ridgewood Albanian basement and listen to all my favorite songs

For my birthday my mother got me 6 personal alarms and a rape whistle

Girls turn 29 and start acting like this