Twitter genuinely the only social media I properly use, it dies, I go back to not existing online. Tempting tbh

I have my 2nd graduation in a couple weeks and I legit cba to go. Haven’t even rented a gown or cap or anything

I cleared out my freezer and lab bench of samples today. Felt like the last day of the school year in primary when you clear your cupboard and take home a bag of your class work 😂

Almost every subway combination tastes the same. Still slaps tho

Melatonin are the best snack

As Monday as it gets this morning

Can chipotle be halal pls, why do I work 5 mins away from it for it to tease me like this :/

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

Nah my grandparents used to go to any of the sick grand kids house with pack of lucazade original as if it’s some miracle cure. I miss my Nana man :(

If you don’t clean the glasses first in your house, I know they be stinking every time you go for a sip🤢

Updating your age on socials is acc quite depressing

Daytime tv when nobody’s home is oddly comforting

It’s almost biscoff deserts season

Got taxed an extra £2k by HMRC. Rebate got me eating good fr

Different feeling when it’s for yourself

My wife is genuinely my biggest blessing ever ibr

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