Family road trip day 6. $2500 laptop in backseat wife insists on researching shit on her fucking phone

I love taking my wife to The South, it’s so entertaining for me because, she hasn’t traveled much and she was sheltered.

This morning I cooked breakfast with no hog just like Ice Cubes mama in “daddy’s out door kitchen”.

Staying in Daphne AL for the night. Gonna try to eat my weight in shrimp and fried okra

OMFG Banana Pudding, it’s the shit and the bombdiggity

Meanwhile back in Wichita, the Hutton team is moving along with the B-29 Doc Hangar and Education Center at Wichita Airport ICT -- and we still need YOUR HELP ---->>> b-29doc.com/bricks/ #B29Doc #Home4Doc

I don’t know how they could fight wars with these.

Made it to our next stop. Tomorrow the Smithsonian Natural History Museum, that way the boy can see dinosaur bones.

Filming Wonder Woman 2 downtown

The wife and chid are petering out on me while I’m in museum mode, she blames the 4 year old

Annnnd he is done museuming for the day

I guess calling it the “casting couch” was way too obvious?

Bucket list check off! And we parked in the Bumpasses yard seriously the guy was drunk as shit!

Why is it that the least mobile family unit is responsible to do absolutely all the traveling and visiting?

Finally made it up in the Arch! Every time I had time to stop it was closed.

Today is Trophy Husband Awareness Day. “We do the same work as a housewife without complaining and yoga pants!”