From the field to the fork.

A complete waste of good food.

Happy St George’s Day 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I’m delighted to announce that my 2027 stand-up show, ‘Offender of the Realm’, will be coming to a venue near you, possibly. Reviews; ‘Deeply offensive’ ‘I was too scared to laugh’ ‘My boss sacked me for buying a ticket’ ‘I been excommunicated for going to it’

Why are certain individuals so emboldened to act like this in the UK. This man needs removing from the streets immediately

Thrilla the Gorilla Politicians

Ricky Gervais Not gonna lie. I love these stories almost as much as I love it when the bull gores the matador.

8 months of no sugar or processed foods + a 12-step program = a total life reset. Health improved, clarity found. Recovery isn’t just about changing what’s on your plate. Sometimes it’s about changing the entire rhythm of your life.

Dear Scope and your 6 figure salary CEO Speaking as a certified spaz, cancelling a choir because their founder understands biology is a dick move. A dick is something men have Cocks in frocks are not women. Thank you for your attention Katie Hopkins

Good grief, it’s World Penguin Day! 🐧 Take a peak behind the scenes at this iconic Vengeance Most Fowl moment when Wallace realised (again) it was in fact a penguin behind all this 🫣 #WallaceandGromit #Aardman

And I shall say once more with absolute conviction….FUCK OFF TONY!

20,000 of us in London last night. I will never take this for granted and I feel so lucky to belong in the community with you all. The amount of love in that room blew my mind. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Manchester tonight. Let’s bring it home.

150,000 people. 11 sold out cities. 15 trucks. 10 buses. Fuck loads of noise and one thing that brings us all together. Love of a mutual idea and a want to belong somewhere. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

The World needs more Peace, Love and Unity than ever, and High Roller Games wishes to help with their 420: BOGO SALE! BUY one UNITY Game - Get one FREE! 🛍️ highrollergames.com/collections/bo…

It is a heartbreaking reality: Millions of people are struggling with a severe food substance-use disorder, yet when they ask for help, they are met with outdated advice like "just eat less and move more."

This is where YOU come in. Sharing your lived experience is a profound gift to the medical community and to future patients. Through FAI’s "Tell Your Doctor" and "One Question More" campaigns, we are empowering individuals to advocate for themselves.

“Zombie”. Live in London.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Keir Starmer is a barefaced liar. The whole country knows it. This evening I'll be voting to refer him to the Privileges Committee. Any Labour MP with a backbone should do the same.