Bloody hell. This is an actual doctor spouting 100% false information.

#PDCWorldChampionship Great to remember the top-flight athletes of yesteryear...👍

All of them?

#PDCWorldChampionship Michael Smith & Madars Razma doing a cracking impersonation of Lakeseide here.

#PDCWorldChampionship Tremendous shot of Daryl Gurney's arse-crack there...

#PDCWorldChampionship If Luke Humphries wraps up this 2nd semi-final he'll play Luke Littler in the Final. This will be the first time two players with the same Christian name have met in a Final since...last year!

I presume the idea behind #CelebrityMastermind is to show us how fucking moronic z-listers are. It's a public service really...

#ENGBRA Bento already looking frayed.

Sky News have just run a promo for their "Trump 100" podcast. This was then followed by an ad for EasyJet's "Big Orange" sale...😊

#NEWARS Seems Odegaard has just cost Arsenal the tie.

#SCOIRE Ronan O'Gara: lovely player, awful pundit 😞

#EVELIV TNT comms waffling on about all sorts of irrelevant nonsense after the whistle & completely missing all hell breaking loose! 🙄

#ENGSCO How the bollocks did England win that? 🤔

“Have you even said thank you once?”

#IREFRA Not a team on the planet that could have stayed with France today. Hot take: drop Dupont.

Robert Prevost - new Pope Leo - was a 50-1 shot with the bookies. The Cardinals have landed a right touch #shrewdies

Surely the sensible option is to hold the remaining games of the #IPL in Pakistan and the remaining games of the #PSL in India. This will also immediately stop the war 👍