18mins my arse Coles Supermarkets, more like 45mins to get anything but lukewarm sludge. Thanks for screwing up the rest of my dinner by basing everything else off of that cooking time.

Our puppies just had the best. day. ever. They got to explore the Georgia Aquarium while it is closed to the public. They made all sorts of exciting discoveries and lots of new friends!

I had a professor who always talked about "the necessity of existence." Basically, some things should be created just so that thing will exist in the world. So here's a thread to RT anytime some1 responds to #BlackLivesMatter with "but black on black crime" like this yahoo.

For the racists in the back.

Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

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when you need to confirm you're not a robot

🧵 A THREAD IN WHICH I REVIEW BEING BITTEN BY VARIOUS ANIMALS 1. GOAT 🐐 Overall a soft and gummy bite, often with a faint bouquet of fermented grain. Near-prehensile lips make the whole experience rather cute. Only downside is the painful accompanying headbutt. 4/5 stars.

Now that we know the government spends its time trawling through The Shovel’s tweets, we’re going to start posting some data that it might find useful ...

Chapter 1 “That’s a nasty scar you’ve got there!” Harry smiled and said nothing. He’d been collecting his pension at the same counter in the same post office every fortnight for the past eight and a half years and every single time, Mrs Wainsprite had said the exact same thing.

Who invented bomb pots and why is that person not mentioned in the same breath as the greatest minds of human history?!

RT, follow & guess exact number of players in 2023 WSOP - World Series of Poker $10K Main Event & Eleanor Brannigan will: 🇺🇸put winner into 2024 $10k Main Event 🇺🇸+ $5K for flights + hotel Generous consensus is record will be broken… GL Rob 🇺🇸 *multiple winners = chop

Tonight I won a small-ish NLH tourney, turning $50 into ~$1,000. I know it's not a huge amount, at least compared to the high stakes that I love watching on YouTube, pokergo, etc, but I felt like everything I thought I had been learning had come together so I'm pretty happy :-)

This bar is offering it's own version of happy hour

FEATURE: The 99 Aussie games of 2024 and beyond! We have put together the definitive mega-list of upcoming Australian-developed video games. So get ready to wishlist and follow a set of incredible developers and games solidifying Australia's future! checkpointgaming.net/features/2024/…

there once was a man from nantucket who paid for a silver rustbucket he was hounded by the paper even mocked by his neighbor so eventually had to say fuckit

‘What IS the charge? Bringing SexyBack?! A succulent SexyBack?!’

My first ever stream will be online in roughly 4 hours at 17.00 UK time: vvv1993 on twitch. Playing in this line-up on CoinPoker I'll be giving away 5% of my earnings. In order to be eligible for this giveaway you have to like, retweet and follow