PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG AND I STOLE THE KEYS THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SAW MEEEE

the cdc just announced that if you smelt it, you dealt it

Wordle 216 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

No because why are y’all listening to a man that hosted a show called “Fear Factor” ???????

5 vodka sodas

I swear y’all find a new euphoria theory every 45 minutes

when the cat won’t cuddle with me

Plz no one approach me and ask me what song I’m listening to. There’s a 85% chance it’s Taylor Swift or Alexander Hamilton.

Not to brag but my Spotify is working

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch

If y’all hate women so much just say so. Like dang

A 18-year-old white man drove hours to Buffalo and shot and killed multiple people at a grocery store in a predominately Black community. That is the definition of terrorism

"What are we doing? There were more mass shootings than days in the year. Our kids are living in fear." Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy pleaded with his colleagues to act after the mass shooting at a Texas elementary school. apne.ws/66gnZO3

Are your guns really more important than the lives of children, minorities, neighbors, friends or family?

How do y’all plan weddings? Serious question because ya girl has already had 3 breakdowns in the 4 days I’ve been engaged

Pretty rude of my fiancé to propose to me right as hot girl summer begins

In the face of this dark post-Roe reality, I have three words: Hold onto hope. Do not give into despair. Here’s how I’m staying in the fight:

We’ll take any chance to cheer against Clemson! #ACCFCG