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New male co-worker just hit on me. Still got it.

People shitting on Indiana but have never been to Indianapolis or Gary. Those same people praise Illinois when outside of Chicago; Illinois is just as socially conservative and a geographically shittier state than Indiana.

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Starting to notice the signs of early onset dementia from my therapist when he forgets things that I say. Kind of a good thing because I tell him some wild shit.

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Trump to Deutsche Bank:

I long for the days of debating fiscal differences with Indiana Republicans and completely disgusted having to watch them invade the autonomy and destroy the civil liberties of the people that call this state home.

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