figma: we are the fun, independent way to design :) adobe: what about $20,000,000,000 figma: ok fine

what’s more awkward than exiting the back row of a mini van lmfao all bent over butt in the faces of the other people in the vehicle

“past bar mitzvah time but before you’re a jerk came out”

what if spiders laughed like seth rogen when u found them

#NewProfilePic

why are digital cameras coming back does no one remember facebook 2009-2011

What Jesus is to Christmas is what Bob from Bob’s Burgers is to Thanksgiving

jira changing their font in the middle of my work day just to keep things spicy

Trollfoot Peace on Earth

Fritz biting off more than he can chew!

living with two boys and fucking their youtube algorithm by watching justin bieber and harry styles music videos when they’re not home 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

why the fuck would you bring brussel sprouts onto a flight

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

if one more person eats while on a zoom/teams call with me i’m gonna lose it. i actually do not need to hear you chewing in my ear. i will be okay without that thank you

separate the fart from the fartist

zach bryan is doing to country what fisher did to house music