AITA for teaching my (20M) niece (4F) to say "el chupacabra"when her mom (32F) says "you know what really gets my goat?". bit.ly/3w1OZVx

Possibly the greatest thread ever

I forget where I first heard it described this way, but this remains the greatest special effect in superhero movie history:

Started *crying* over my ex yesterday out of nowhere. CRYING. Over the guy who had one set of sheets. Not one hour later, my period started. I knew I wasn't that much of a whiny Lil bitch

I went on a few dates with a guy who said he "had a Will Smith vibe." He did not get a 3rd date because I googled him and found out he had a record of assault . I share this annectdote for no particular reason.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

For I was hungry, and you voted against the school lunch program that provided me my only meal of the day, I was thirsty and you voted against clean water legislation, a stranger and you voted to lock me in a cage at an I.C.E. concentration camp at the border.

Don't blame me, I voted for the other boke

Life-cycle of blackberry.

does anyone else notice that when these people talk about “free speech”, it’s almost never about the freedom to challenge power and systemic abuse, and almost always about the freedom to denigrate marginalized people without being criticized for it?

gearing up for monday

I almost forgot to post this annual gem: youtu.be/YFc08WTEN5g

News flash: If you outlaw abortions, ban mask mandates, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."

Here’s Donald Trump Jr. throwing shade at his own father who does none of these things.

Oat milk gives me diarrhea confirmed. That's what I get for dating a man again.

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

Of all things its the try guys thing that gets me back on Twitter geez what a dumbass