24 day countdown....😂

I’m still about 15 pounds away from my pre-pregnancy weight but I put on a bathing suit the other day and I actually felt 10x more confident than I did before baby because this body made a whole ass human and I’m so proud of it.

PSA: Yelling at your SO in a public setting is not cute.

One more day and...

Found my new favorite lululemon shorts yesterday... also discovered I get a healthcare workers discount... now I’m afraid I’m going to convince myself that I need a pair in every color... 🙊

Still can’t get over that Atlanta Braves game last night..... and for that to be my first one ever... OMG

I love Jesus, but I swear Zaxby’s is better than CFA

Am I the only one still hoping that Kourtney and Scott will end up together in the end? 🙃

the CDC is saying that people who have already gotten c*vid should still get the v*ccine.. if you understand v*ccines, viruses, and how the immune system works, you’ll understand that this makes no sense and this isn’t truly about immunity. #isaidwhatisaid

Still feeling so bad for Kevin Pillar today 🥴

Nbd just crying on my way to work this morning because we’re leaving for the beach tomorrow with our baby boy and I’ve dreamed of doing that for so long 🥲

Hey Siri, how can I lose 10 pounds by tomorrow?

People really think America is the greatest place to live.. But we’re honestly just so behind and so brain-washed by the government and the media. If you need me, I’ll be in Australia.

Just added to my bucket list… Get a hug from the 🐼 Atlanta Braves

I just really need Khloe K to chill out on the botox and plastic surgery because she was already gorgeous and now she’s starting to look like Michael Jackson 🥴

Hey Ian Anderson has anyone ever told you that you and Thomas Rhett could be twins? 👀😅

walking through the bedroom while baby is awake: *light as air. able to dodge every obstacle effortlessly* walking through the bedroom while baby is asleep: *bumps into dresser. knocks over lamp. flips mattress upside down. sets off IED*