Designer: So what font shall we use on this bottle of orange juice? Client: All of them Designer: Even the Blade Runner one? Client: Yes

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

They didn’t even recognize him as Gene Parmesan. A pro until the end.

Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong' theonion.com/supreme-court-…

please i don’t wanna go to work

First paragraph of every treatment ever written

Rishi Sunak has said all the Tory candidates can just bring in games from home today. He's asked for three volunteers to help him clean all the wipeboards in Downing Street and Jonathan Gullis, Ben Bradley and Steve Baker have said they will if they can do it together.

Rishi has told all his MPs to bring in a white shirt so all their mates can sign it today.

Good morning London! Not a single Tory seat in the city for the first time since 1870. 🍻 via The Guardian

This Jane Hirshfield poem ruins my heart 💛 'Each time,/ the found world surprises'

addicted to 22 year old love island contestants saying they haven’t felt this happy in a very long time

I hate how well this fits

skull party, italy, 12th century

he’s angry again lads

Paul Verhoeven is 86 In 1995, he turned up uninvited at The Razzies as he knew they were going to ‘honour’ Showgirls. He surprised the audience by walking up seven times to collect awards including Worst Director, Worst Movie, Worst Music & Worst Acting. King.