“finally a day off” my day off:

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

the amc employee leading me out of the 5 hour Wicked double feature

who spiked my 8 beers, 4 cutwaters, and 1 fourLoko

U tell someone ur 26 and they start treating u like a senior

"Working nights is pretty good bro and you get paid extra too"

when my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark earth. no grave can hold my body down. i’ll crawl home to her…

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

What my dreams look like five minutes before I wake up…

jacob elordi chupándole la cara a margot robbie mientras en cada lengüetazo le decía te amo te amo.. de la trama de cumbres borrascosas después hablamos

Me after saying I have to lock in

How life feels after they allow us to see the sun until 7pm instead of 5

hang it in the louvre

I love this video so much

Just asked the flight attendant for the course record of mimosas drank on a flight. Think I’m in a good spot rn.

my parents: “who sold the house?” me at justin bieber’s swag tour:

WE ARE SO BACK GUYS

Idk the World just feels right when it starts revolving around Justin Bieber again

pov of a wife who’s truly secure in herself and her marriage. that kind of confidence comes from both her and a partner who gives real assurance. so no, you can’t convince me justin doesn’t love her. been married for almost 8 yrs with no cheating issues btw