who tf be falling in love after 3 months???? it takes me a good hour or two💀

women just want a $7 coffee and a little kiss on the forehead

Working with real adults is fun and a nice experience until suddenly you have 7 parents yelling at you for making the wrong choices 😭😭

CDC in 2020: mask up CDC in 2021: get vaccinated CDC in 2022: it is what it is

a girl on tik tok just said “I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect” and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

me to me: anything u want baby

you deserve someone who wants to love you

no matter how awful you may be there is a white guy named matt that’s worse

Phone so dry i be checking tomorrow’s weather

I wanna be 10 years deep into a relationship still going on dates , still getting flowers , enjoying quality time together , etc .

what if.... instead of dealing with the root of the situations I need to address.... I just bought things

I’m like a mermaid but really bad at it because I love to be in water but I suck at swimming

This is still true I miss his dog

Not much is worse than trying to “care” react on a Facebook post and accidentally LAUGHING.

Oh no I don’t do coke I just really like being in the bathroom